This evening I had to go back to High School. My eldest started there this year. We went to meet the teachers. I was standing in a queue waiting to meet his teacher talking to another parent, she placed her hand gently on my belly and said, "Ah, are you pregnant?"
NO. FUCK OFF. I'VE LOST OVER 3 STONE. NOW PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF. RIGHT NOW.
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I would have punched lights out love
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